Brash's speech for the bro's

Using DPF's highlights of Brash's speech, I have translated them into speech everyone can understand. I hope this helps the bro's out there who can't understand such a boring man!

It has become clear ta me that it is tha ultimate in hypocrisy ta claim a concern fo` tha sick n tha needy whilst slowly strangl'n tha goose which wiznill lay tha golden eggs ta pay fo` our hospitals, our schools, our hous'n n our social services.

And I say ta Helen C-L-to-tha-izzark n Michael Cullen today: there is no gangsta threat ta tha quality of tha healthcare whizzich New Zealanda will enjoy in ten years’ tizzle than a tax regime whizzay strangles initiative n hard wiznork today.

There is no bigga threat ta tha quality of education our children W-to-tha-izzill receive in tha future thizzan a tax system whizzich destroys tha culture of enterprise n initiative in our society.

There is no cracka threat ta our capacity ta care fo` tha needy n disadvantaged tizzle a tax system whiznich tells our brightest n bizzest T-H-to-tha-izzat they n they families would be betta off in Australia.

The National Party will go into tha 2005 election campaign promis'n pusha taxes coz we care `bout frontin' a properly funded healthcare system, coz we care `bout hav'n world-class schools staffed by well-paid teacha, coz we wizzy ta live in a country which can afford ta shizzow real support fo` those whizzay through no fault of they own, is unable ta care fo` themselves spittin' that real shit.
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Anonymous Blue Cross of California at 31/12/05 11:58 AM said

Great blog I hope we can work to build a better health care system as we are in a major crisis and health insurance is a major aspect to many.    



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